Tuesday, May 26, 2009
The World is SAFE at Last!
Yay! Prop. 8 was upheld today! Yippee! That was a close one. The slippery slope has been salted. The children of California are finally safe from the evils that would surely have eventually become flora and fauna inter-marrying. I can't tell you how many times I've had to repell the advances of my chihuahuas, both male and female. So eager are they to be sinners they force themselves into my bed and prevent the natural, biblically sanctioned, reproductive processes between husband and wife by, dare I say it, "Cock Blocking" with their furry little bodies. If this isn't an affront to god's law I don't know what is.
It's bad enough that these creatures, and their ilk, reproduce out of wedlock. They should abstain from this sinful behavior and they are next on the agenda to prevent abhorrent sexual activity in all of it's unsavory permutations. I don't know if you're aware of this but most, in not all, living creatures don't even use the missionary sanctioned "Missionary Position" ( No-one knows about sexual prowess more than a missionary. Amen) Don't get me started on pistils and stamens! (see my previous pornographic post) Talk about a key party. Worse yet, it's being played with "Africanized" bees. (I'll bet those bees voted for Obama. grrr)
The rational, god fearing, voters have been heard and validated. All is right with the world.